I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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