shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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