I'm lost and stupid without you.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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