Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Are we still banned from the library?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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