my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He has the fingertips of a God
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize