Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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