I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
birth control should be required to get into college
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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