Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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