didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So apparently I’m into choking now
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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