Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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