So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
where am i from again
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she smelled like a LAN party
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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