You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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