what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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