Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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