I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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