we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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