The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The best revenge is premature balding
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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