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If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
foreskin is a definite game changer
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Come on in and take your pants off
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