But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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