I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
