He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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