Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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