We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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