Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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