Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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