We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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