youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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