why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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