We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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