if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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