Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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