Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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