Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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