I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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