it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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