Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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