i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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