I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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