So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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