Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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