You made me cry and you don't even care
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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