I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
this is an emotional support booty call
Enjoy the penises
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
