So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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