Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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