Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Enjoy the penises
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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