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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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