how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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