so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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