we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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