i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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