Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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